I just walked into the kitchen on some kid giving his friend a blow job but didn’t notice because there were donuts..
I’m still so mad right now. We tried going to a club with some Dominicans we met while playing basketball and they weren’t allowed because the club only deals with “finer class” people. We took advantage of free drinks and left only to hear the same thing at another club. Even with all the fights we tried to start, they wouldn’t let us in. Regardless of their ignorance and prejudices, we had the most fun I’ve had in almost five weeks here. This country has so many problems, but it’s people in poverty aren’t one of them. These guys are genuine and for clubs to refuse them service is their loss. Lo siento, no lo siento.
You know you’re lazy when you complain about staring at your computer screen to watch a show
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TO MY THERAPIST I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I LOOK LIKE IT MAKES ME FEEL INSANE
- me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
- cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
- me: can i get a hell yeah
its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
If “Though shall not waste food” were a commandment, I’d be the best Christian ever.